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Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

  1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

    Lettuce in; it's chilly out here!

  2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

    Don't cry; it's only a joke!

  3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who?

    Olive a good joke!

  4. Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who?

    Canoe help me open the door?

  5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden. Wooden who?

    Wooden you like to hear another joke?

  6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

    Orange you glad you opened the door?

  7. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who?

    You're welcome!

  8. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

    Dishes a very silly joke!

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Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

  1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

    Bless you!

  2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

    No bell, so I knocked!