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School Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the book put on a jacket?

    Its cover felt chilly.

  2. Why did the music teacher bring a ladder?

    To reach the high notes.

  3. Why were the two glue sticks best friends?

    They always stuck together.

  4. What is an eraser's favorite magic trick?

    Making mistakes disappear.

  5. Why did the math book need a break?

    It had too many problems.

  6. Who is in charge of the pencil case?

    The ruler.

  7. What did the teacher say to the sharpened pencil?

    You're looking sharp!

  8. Why did the pencil raise its hand?

    It had a point to make.

Jokes · page 2 of 2 · cut along the dashed lines

School Jokes for Kids

  1. How did the paper airplane finish its art project?

    With flying colors.

  2. What did the computer ask for at snack time?

    A small byte.