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Animal Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the bear have sticky paws?

    It couldn't keep them out of the honey jar.

  2. Where do cows go on a space vacation?

    The moooon!

  3. Why did the cat sit beside the computer?

    It was waiting for the mouse.

  4. What instrument does a dog like best?

    A trom-bone.

  5. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

    A dino-snore.

  6. What do musical sheep form?

    A baa-nd.

  7. What math does an owl practice?

    Owl-gebra.

  8. Why was the rabbit's fur sticking up?

    It was having a bad hare day.

  9. Why were the fish's school grades so low?

    Everything was below C level.

  10. What happened to the frog's badly parked car?

    It got toad away.