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Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the orange stop halfway through the race?

    It ran out of juice.

  2. Which instrument does a storm cloud play?

    The thunder drums.

  3. Why did the book put on a jacket?

    Its cover felt chilly.

  4. Why did the bear have sticky paws?

    It couldn't keep them out of the honey jar.

  5. Why did the music teacher bring a ladder?

    To reach the high notes.

  6. Why were the two glue sticks best friends?

    They always stuck together.

  7. What is an eraser's favorite magic trick?

    Making mistakes disappear.

  8. Which keyboard key does an astronaut like best?

    The space bar.

  9. Where do cows go on a space vacation?

    The moooon!

  10. Why did the math book need a break?

    It had too many problems.

  11. Why did the cookie rest on the sofa?

    It was feeling crumbly.

  12. Why did the bicycle take a nap?

    It was two-tired.

Jokes · page 2 of 5

Jokes for Kids

  1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

    Lettuce in; it's chilly out here!

  2. Why did the cat sit beside the computer?

    It was waiting for the mouse.

  3. Why did the banana put on sunscreen?

    It didn't want to peel.

  4. Why was the broom late?

    It overswept.

  5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

    Don't cry; it's only a joke!

  6. What instrument does a dog like best?

    A trom-bone.

  7. Who is in charge of the pencil case?

    The ruler.

  8. Why did the tomato hurry after its friends?

    It needed to ketchup.

  9. Why was the calendar so busy?

    It had lots of dates.

  10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who?

    Olive a good joke!

  11. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

    A dino-snore.

  12. What did the teacher say to the sharpened pencil?

    You're looking sharp!

Jokes · page 3 of 5

Jokes for Kids

  1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who?

    Canoe help me open the door?

  2. Why did everyone laugh at the mountain's joke?

    It was hill-arious.

  3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden. Wooden who?

    Wooden you like to hear another joke?

  4. What do musical sheep form?

    A baa-nd.

  5. Why was the corn good at listening?

    It had excellent ears.

  6. What math does an owl practice?

    Owl-gebra.

  7. Why was the rabbit's fur sticking up?

    It was having a bad hare day.

  8. Why did the lettuce win the race?

    It was a head of the others.

  9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

    Orange you glad you opened the door?

  10. Why did the pencil raise its hand?

    It had a point to make.

  11. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who?

    You're welcome!

  12. Why were the fish's school grades so low?

    Everything was below C level.

Jokes · page 4 of 5

Jokes for Kids

  1. Why was the mushroom invited to the picnic?

    It was a fungi to be around.

  2. Why did the clock return to the lunch table?

    It wanted seconds.

  3. What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?

    Nacho cheese.

  4. Why did the bread keep telling jokes?

    It was on a roll.

  5. Why did the robot visit the shoe shop twice?

    It needed a re-boot.

  6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

    Dishes a very silly joke!

  7. What happened to the frog's badly parked car?

    It got toad away.

  8. How did the paper airplane finish its art project?

    With flying colors.

  9. Why did the scarecrow win a prize?

    It was outstanding in its field.

  10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

    Bless you!

  11. What did the computer ask for at snack time?

    A small byte.

  12. Why did the strawberries start a band?

    They wanted a jam session.

Jokes · page 5 of 5

Jokes for Kids

  1. Why does an elevator tell such interesting stories?

    It works on so many levels.

  2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

    No bell, so I knocked!