Animal Jokes for Kids

Why did the bear have sticky paws?

It couldn't keep them out of the honey jar.

Where do cows go on a space vacation?

The moooon!

Why did the cat sit beside the computer?

It was waiting for the mouse.

What instrument does a dog like best?

A trom-bone.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

What do musical sheep form?

A baa-nd.

What math does an owl practice?

Owl-gebra.

Why was the rabbit's fur sticking up?

It was having a bad hare day.

Why were the fish's school grades so low?

Everything was below C level.

What happened to the frog's badly parked car?

It got toad away.