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Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the orange stop halfway through the race?

  2. Which instrument does a storm cloud play?

  3. Why did the book put on a jacket?

  4. Why did the bear have sticky paws?

  5. Why did the music teacher bring a ladder?

  6. Why were the two glue sticks best friends?

  7. What is an eraser's favorite magic trick?

  8. Which keyboard key does an astronaut like best?

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Jokes for Kids

  1. Where do cows go on a space vacation?

  2. Why did the math book need a break?

  3. Why did the cookie rest on the sofa?

  4. Why did the bicycle take a nap?

  5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

  6. Why did the cat sit beside the computer?

  7. Why did the banana put on sunscreen?

  8. Why was the broom late?

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Jokes for Kids

  1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

  2. What instrument does a dog like best?

  3. Who is in charge of the pencil case?

  4. Why did the tomato hurry after its friends?

  5. Why was the calendar so busy?

  6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who?

  7. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

  8. What did the teacher say to the sharpened pencil?

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Jokes for Kids

  1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who?

  2. Why did everyone laugh at the mountain's joke?

  3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden. Wooden who?

  4. What do musical sheep form?

  5. Why was the corn good at listening?

  6. What math does an owl practice?

  7. Why was the rabbit's fur sticking up?

  8. Why did the lettuce win the race?

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Jokes for Kids

  1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

  2. Why did the pencil raise its hand?

  3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who?

  4. Why were the fish's school grades so low?

  5. Why was the mushroom invited to the picnic?

  6. Why did the clock return to the lunch table?

  7. What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?

  8. Why did the bread keep telling jokes?

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Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the robot visit the shoe shop twice?

  2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

  3. What happened to the frog's badly parked car?

  4. How did the paper airplane finish its art project?

  5. Why did the scarecrow win a prize?

  6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

  7. What did the computer ask for at snack time?

  8. Why did the strawberries start a band?

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Jokes for Kids

  1. Why does an elevator tell such interesting stories?

  2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?