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Food Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the orange stop halfway through the race?

  2. Why did the cookie rest on the sofa?

  3. Why did the banana put on sunscreen?

  4. Why did the tomato hurry after its friends?

  5. Why was the corn good at listening?

  6. Why did the lettuce win the race?

  7. Why was the mushroom invited to the picnic?

  8. What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?

Jokes · page 2 of 2 · cut along the dashed lines

Food Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the bread keep telling jokes?

  2. Why did the strawberries start a band?