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School Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the book put on a jacket?

  2. Why did the music teacher bring a ladder?

  3. Why were the two glue sticks best friends?

  4. What is an eraser's favorite magic trick?

  5. Why did the math book need a break?

  6. Who is in charge of the pencil case?

  7. What did the teacher say to the sharpened pencil?

  8. Why did the pencil raise its hand?

Jokes · page 2 of 2 · cut along the dashed lines

School Jokes for Kids

  1. How did the paper airplane finish its art project?

  2. What did the computer ask for at snack time?