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Animal Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the bear have sticky paws?

    Punchline: number 1 on the last page

  2. Where do cows go on a space vacation?

    Punchline: number 2 on the last page

  3. Why did the cat sit beside the computer?

    Punchline: number 3 on the last page

  4. What instrument does a dog like best?

    Punchline: number 4 on the last page

  5. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

    Punchline: number 5 on the last page

  6. What do musical sheep form?

    Punchline: number 6 on the last page

  7. What math does an owl practice?

    Punchline: number 7 on the last page

  8. Why was the rabbit's fur sticking up?

    Punchline: number 8 on the last page

Jokes · page 2 of 2 · cut along the dashed lines

Animal Jokes for Kids

  1. Why were the fish's school grades so low?

    Punchline: number 9 on the last page

  2. What happened to the frog's badly parked car?

    Punchline: number 10 on the last page

Punchlines

Animal Jokes for Kids: punchlines

  1. It couldn't keep them out of the honey jar.
  2. The moooon!
  3. It was waiting for the mouse.
  4. A trom-bone.
  5. A dino-snore.
  6. A baa-nd.
  7. Owl-gebra.
  8. It was having a bad hare day.
  9. Everything was below C level.
  10. It got toad away.