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Food Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the orange stop halfway through the race?

    Punchline: number 1 on the last page

  2. Why did the cookie rest on the sofa?

    Punchline: number 2 on the last page

  3. Why did the banana put on sunscreen?

    Punchline: number 3 on the last page

  4. Why did the tomato hurry after its friends?

    Punchline: number 4 on the last page

  5. Why was the corn good at listening?

    Punchline: number 5 on the last page

  6. Why did the lettuce win the race?

    Punchline: number 6 on the last page

  7. Why was the mushroom invited to the picnic?

    Punchline: number 7 on the last page

  8. What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?

    Punchline: number 8 on the last page

Jokes · page 2 of 2 · cut along the dashed lines

Food Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the bread keep telling jokes?

    Punchline: number 9 on the last page

  2. Why did the strawberries start a band?

    Punchline: number 10 on the last page

Punchlines

Food Jokes for Kids: punchlines

  1. It ran out of juice.
  2. It was feeling crumbly.
  3. It didn't want to peel.
  4. It needed to ketchup.
  5. It had excellent ears.
  6. It was a head of the others.
  7. It was a fungi to be around.
  8. Nacho cheese.
  9. It was on a roll.
  10. They wanted a jam session.