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Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

  1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

    Punchline: number 1 on the last page

  2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

    Punchline: number 2 on the last page

  3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who?

    Punchline: number 3 on the last page

  4. Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who?

    Punchline: number 4 on the last page

  5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden. Wooden who?

    Punchline: number 5 on the last page

  6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

    Punchline: number 6 on the last page

  7. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who?

    Punchline: number 7 on the last page

  8. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

    Punchline: number 8 on the last page

  9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

    Punchline: number 9 on the last page

  10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

    Punchline: number 10 on the last page

Punchlines

Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids: punchlines

  1. Lettuce in; it's chilly out here!
  2. Don't cry; it's only a joke!
  3. Olive a good joke!
  4. Canoe help me open the door?
  5. Wooden you like to hear another joke?
  6. Orange you glad you opened the door?
  7. You're welcome!
  8. Dishes a very silly joke!
  9. Bless you!
  10. No bell, so I knocked!