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Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the orange stop halfway through the race?

    Punchline: number 1 on the last page

  2. Which instrument does a storm cloud play?

    Punchline: number 2 on the last page

  3. Why did the book put on a jacket?

    Punchline: number 3 on the last page

  4. Why did the bear have sticky paws?

    Punchline: number 4 on the last page

  5. Why did the music teacher bring a ladder?

    Punchline: number 5 on the last page

  6. Why were the two glue sticks best friends?

    Punchline: number 6 on the last page

  7. What is an eraser's favorite magic trick?

    Punchline: number 7 on the last page

  8. Which keyboard key does an astronaut like best?

    Punchline: number 8 on the last page

  9. Where do cows go on a space vacation?

    Punchline: number 9 on the last page

  10. Why did the math book need a break?

    Punchline: number 10 on the last page

  11. Why did the cookie rest on the sofa?

    Punchline: number 11 on the last page

  12. Why did the bicycle take a nap?

    Punchline: number 12 on the last page

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Jokes for Kids

  1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

    Punchline: number 13 on the last page

  2. Why did the cat sit beside the computer?

    Punchline: number 14 on the last page

  3. Why did the banana put on sunscreen?

    Punchline: number 15 on the last page

  4. Why was the broom late?

    Punchline: number 16 on the last page

  5. Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

    Punchline: number 17 on the last page

  6. What instrument does a dog like best?

    Punchline: number 18 on the last page

  7. Who is in charge of the pencil case?

    Punchline: number 19 on the last page

  8. Why did the tomato hurry after its friends?

    Punchline: number 20 on the last page

  9. Why was the calendar so busy?

    Punchline: number 21 on the last page

  10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who?

    Punchline: number 22 on the last page

  11. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

    Punchline: number 23 on the last page

  12. What did the teacher say to the sharpened pencil?

    Punchline: number 24 on the last page

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Jokes for Kids

  1. Knock, knock. Who's there? Canoe. Canoe who?

    Punchline: number 25 on the last page

  2. Why did everyone laugh at the mountain's joke?

    Punchline: number 26 on the last page

  3. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wooden. Wooden who?

    Punchline: number 27 on the last page

  4. What do musical sheep form?

    Punchline: number 28 on the last page

  5. Why was the corn good at listening?

    Punchline: number 29 on the last page

  6. What math does an owl practice?

    Punchline: number 30 on the last page

  7. Why was the rabbit's fur sticking up?

    Punchline: number 31 on the last page

  8. Why did the lettuce win the race?

    Punchline: number 32 on the last page

  9. Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

    Punchline: number 33 on the last page

  10. Why did the pencil raise its hand?

    Punchline: number 34 on the last page

  11. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who?

    Punchline: number 35 on the last page

  12. Why were the fish's school grades so low?

    Punchline: number 36 on the last page

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Jokes for Kids

  1. Why was the mushroom invited to the picnic?

    Punchline: number 37 on the last page

  2. Why did the clock return to the lunch table?

    Punchline: number 38 on the last page

  3. What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?

    Punchline: number 39 on the last page

  4. Why did the bread keep telling jokes?

    Punchline: number 40 on the last page

  5. Why did the robot visit the shoe shop twice?

    Punchline: number 41 on the last page

  6. Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

    Punchline: number 42 on the last page

  7. What happened to the frog's badly parked car?

    Punchline: number 43 on the last page

  8. How did the paper airplane finish its art project?

    Punchline: number 44 on the last page

  9. Why did the scarecrow win a prize?

    Punchline: number 45 on the last page

  10. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who?

    Punchline: number 46 on the last page

  11. What did the computer ask for at snack time?

    Punchline: number 47 on the last page

  12. Why did the strawberries start a band?

    Punchline: number 48 on the last page

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Jokes for Kids

  1. Why does an elevator tell such interesting stories?

    Punchline: number 49 on the last page

  2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

    Punchline: number 50 on the last page

Punchlines

Jokes for Kids: punchlines

  1. It ran out of juice.
  2. The thunder drums.
  3. Its cover felt chilly.
  4. It couldn't keep them out of the honey jar.
  5. To reach the high notes.
  6. They always stuck together.
  7. Making mistakes disappear.
  8. The space bar.
  9. The moooon!
  10. It had too many problems.
  11. It was feeling crumbly.
  12. It was two-tired.
  13. Lettuce in; it's chilly out here!
  14. It was waiting for the mouse.
  15. It didn't want to peel.
  16. It overswept.
  17. Don't cry; it's only a joke!
  18. A trom-bone.
  19. The ruler.
  20. It needed to ketchup.
  21. It had lots of dates.
  22. Olive a good joke!
  23. A dino-snore.
  24. You're looking sharp!
  25. Canoe help me open the door?
  26. It was hill-arious.
  27. Wooden you like to hear another joke?
  28. A baa-nd.
  29. It had excellent ears.
  30. Owl-gebra.
  31. It was having a bad hare day.
  32. It was a head of the others.
  33. Orange you glad you opened the door?
  34. It had a point to make.
  35. You're welcome!
  36. Everything was below C level.
  37. It was a fungi to be around.
  38. It wanted seconds.
  39. Nacho cheese.
  40. It was on a roll.
  41. It needed a re-boot.
  42. Dishes a very silly joke!
  43. It got toad away.
  44. With flying colors.
  45. It was outstanding in its field.
  46. Bless you!
  47. A small byte.
  48. They wanted a jam session.
  49. It works on so many levels.
  50. No bell, so I knocked!