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Animal Jokes for Kids

Funny animal jokes for kids about cows, cats, frogs, owls and more, with the punchline one tap away.

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Why did the bear have sticky paws?

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It couldn't keep them out of the honey jar.

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Why did the bear have sticky paws?

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It couldn't keep them out of the honey jar.

Where do cows go on a space vacation?

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The moooon!

Why is it funny?

Cows say "moo," so a cow would stretch the word moon into "moooon."

Why did the cat sit beside the computer?

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It was waiting for the mouse.

Why is it funny?

Cats chase mice, and a computer has a mouse too: the one you click.

What instrument does a dog like best?

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A trom-bone.

Why is it funny?

A trombone is a musical instrument, and its name ends in "bone," which dogs love to chew.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

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A dino-snore.

Why is it funny?

The end of "dinosaur" sounds like "snore," the noise some people make when they sleep.

What do musical sheep form?

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A baa-nd.

Why is it funny?

Sheep say "baa," and "baa-nd" sounds like "band," a group that plays music together.

What math does an owl practice?

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Owl-gebra.

Why is it funny?

Algebra is a kind of math that older kids learn. "Owl-gebra" sounds like "algebra," with an owl at the start.

Why was the rabbit's fur sticking up?

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It was having a bad hare day.

Why is it funny?

A hare is an animal like a big rabbit, and "hare" sounds just like "hair." On a "bad hair day," your hair just won't lie flat.

Why were the fish's school grades so low?

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Everything was below C level.

Why is it funny?

A C is a school grade. "C level" sounds like "sea level," and fish live below sea level.

What happened to the frog's badly parked car?

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It got toad away.

Why is it funny?

When a car is parked in the wrong place, a tow truck may pull it away: the car gets "towed." A toad is a kind of frog, and "toad" sounds just like "towed."

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