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Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Kind, silly knock-knock jokes for kids, told one turn at a time. Read them together, then print a knock-knock joke sheet.

One at a time

First person: Knock, knock.

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Second person: Who's there?

First person: Lettuce.

Second person: Lettuce who?

First person: Lettuce in; it's chilly out here!

Why is it funny?

"Lettuce in" sounds like "let us in."

Knock-Knock Jokes

First person: Knock, knock.

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Second person: Who's there?

First person: Lettuce.

Second person: Lettuce who?

First person: Lettuce in; it's chilly out here!

Why is it funny?

"Lettuce in" sounds like "let us in."

First person: Knock, knock.

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Second person: Who's there?

First person: Boo.

Second person: Boo who?

First person: Don't cry; it's only a joke!

Why is it funny?

"Boo who?" sounds like "boo-hoo," the sound of someone crying. That's why the answer is "Don't cry!"

First person: Knock, knock.

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Second person: Who's there?

First person: Olive.

Second person: Olive who?

First person: Olive a good joke!

Why is it funny?

"Olive" sounds like "I love," so the answer sounds like "I love a good joke!"

First person: Knock, knock.

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Second person: Who's there?

First person: Canoe.

Second person: Canoe who?

First person: Canoe help me open the door?

Why is it funny?

"Canoe" sounds like "can you," so the answer sounds like "Can you help me open the door?"

First person: Knock, knock.

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Second person: Who's there?

First person: Wooden.

Second person: Wooden who?

First person: Wooden you like to hear another joke?

Why is it funny?

"Wooden" sounds like "wouldn't," so the answer sounds like "Wouldn't you like to hear another joke?"

First person: Knock, knock.

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Second person: Who's there?

First person: Orange.

Second person: Orange who?

First person: Orange you glad you opened the door?

Why is it funny?

Say "orange you" quickly and it sounds like "aren't you," so the answer sounds like "Aren't you glad you opened the door?"

First person: Knock, knock.

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Second person: Who's there?

First person: Tank.

Second person: Tank who?

First person: You're welcome!

Why is it funny?

Say "tank who" out loud. It sounds a little like "thank you," and when someone says thank you, you answer "You're welcome!"

First person: Knock, knock.

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Second person: Who's there?

First person: Dishes.

Second person: Dishes who?

First person: Dishes a very silly joke!

Why is it funny?

Say "dishes" quickly and it sounds like "this is," so the answer sounds like "This is a very silly joke!"

First person: Knock, knock.

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Second person: Who's there?

First person: Hatch.

Second person: Hatch who?

First person: Bless you!

Why is it funny?

"Hatch who?" sounds like a sneeze: "Ah-choo!" After someone sneezes, people often say "Bless you!"

First person: Knock, knock.

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Second person: Who's there?

First person: Nobel.

Second person: Nobel who?

First person: No bell, so I knocked!

Why is it funny?

"Nobel" sounds like "no bell." There was no doorbell, so the visitor had to knock.

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